Are you looking for funny quotes for you status update on Facebook? The ones that will make your friends laugh? You came to the right place! Here you can find the best ideas for cool Facebook statuses! Have fun!
Beside the tips and quotes listed on this page there are also a few very cool and useful links to some other great sites where you can find a lot more funny and awesome ideas for Facebook status updates. Be sure to check them all out! And if you know another one please submit it in a comment! Thanks!

Awesome ideas for Facebook status updates

cool facebook statuses

• Some things man was never meant to know. For everything else, there's Google.
• Aaah! Finally I got a password for my computer other than just "password".
• One should learn how to save water! Go and shower with your neighbor's daughter.
• Have you ever had a fly land on your computer screen and your first
  reaction is to try and scare it with the cursor? (I don't know about
  you, but I have done this a couple of times).
• %u2026isfaci ngamaj orprob lemwi hisspa cebarple asehelp.
• Be nice to nerds. Who knows probably you will be working for them one day.
• I do give the waiters a good tip, but they never seem to take or appreciate my advice.
• Dear Lord, please give me some patience NOW! NOW! NOW!
• Oh hello! I see that the assassins have failed.
• Making some changes to my life. Please leave a message and in case I don't get back, then know that you are one of the changes.
• At the airport customs, if you are asked "do you have any firearms with you?" never reply, "Why? What do you need?"
• What do I do when I see someone extremely gorgeous? I stare, I smile, and when I get tired, I just put down the mirror. Simple!
• Not all men are fools. There are still some bachelors.
• ..is dead. Yet here you are reading her update. What does that make you?
• ... is a big mystery that you can never solve.
• I said 'no' to drugs, but they simply would not listen.
• ... does not suffer from insanity. She is enjoying every minute of it.
• I am proud of myself. I finished the puzzle in just 6 months while the box said 2 to 4 years.
• ... thinks that if your relationship status is "it's complicated", then it's high time that you change it to 'single'.
• My computer beats me at chess. So what? It was no match for me at kick boxing.
• ... is color blind but is still trying to solve a Rubik cube. This could take a while.
• Women who seek to be at an equal level with men, lack ambition.
• Is swearing to drunk that he is not God.

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100+ Funny Facebook Statuses

• Bought some batteries for my children as Christmas gift and it has a note that says 'toys not included'.
• Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back ever.
• Children in backseats cause accidents - Accidents in backseats cause children.
• Always remember that stupidity is not a crime, so you are free to go.
• I think, and thus we have nothing in common.
• Statistically speaking, 8/6 people have trouble computing fractions.
• is wondering when can a chicken cross the road without being questioned?
• ... wants to kill the sexiest person alive, but suicide is a crime.
• ....went to the book store earlier to buy a 'Where's Wally' book.
  When I got there, I couldn't find the book anywhere. Well played Wally,
  well played.
• Congratulations! You've just read this sentence.
• Where there is a will, there are 100 relatives.
• ... warns you to be careful with your head, cause once even he had an open mind until all his brains fell off.
• A guy knocked on my door today asking for a donation for the local
  primary school's pool. I went away and came back with a cup of water%u2026..
  Is that wrong?
•  

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Please note: This guide is dated and I would recommend using the new Facebook Javascript API for this functionality. Check out this guide on the Facebook Developer site.

I have spent countless hours searching the Developer forums and reading over the wiki and haven't found a single, all-encompassing source that describes how to properly use FB.Connect.streamPublish(). This article is geared towards iFrame applications, but the same methods are used for external web sites using Facebook Connect. Also, if you own a web design company, please take a minute and add it to The Web Company Directory for free!

First, it is extremely important to have the proper connect settings.

1. Connect URL

Click the Connect tab in your application's settings, and set the Connect URL to your site's address with no ending / (i.e. http://www.ugadevelopers.com/frmatch).

(iFrame apps: Also ensure that you have set your Bookmark URL equal to your Canvas URL: http://apps.facebook.com/<yourapp>)

2. Cross-Domain Communication Channel

Next, you need to set up a cross-domain communcation channel so your Connect calls can send/receive info to FB. Enter this into a file and save it as xd_receiver.htm:

<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.0 Strict//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/xhtml1/DTD/xhtml1-strict.dtd">
<html xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml">
<head>
 <title>Cross-Domain Receiver Page</title>
</head>
<body>
 <script src="http://static.ak.connect.facebook.com/js/api_lib/v0.4/XdCommReceiver.js?2" type="text/javascript"></script>
</body>
</html>

Save this file into the same directory as your application. I saved it in the /frmatch/ directory.

3. Set up your page to make Connect calls.

In the file you are trying to make Connect calls in, you need the following code segments in the correct place:

3a. <html> tag

First, you have to include some special parameters in your <html> tag to let the browser know how to render the XML:

<html xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml" xmlns:fb="http://www.facebook.com/2008/fbml">

3b. FeatureLoader Javascript

Next, you need to include the FeatureLoader Javascript, which is responsible for loading the features necessary to make certain calls. (Note: You must place this line directly below the <body> tag!)

<body><script src="http://static.ak.connect.facebook.com/js/api_lib/v0.4/FeatureLoader.js.php" type="text/javascript"></script>

3c. streamPublish() call

Finally, we are ready to make the streamPublish() call. Here is a barebones script to test and make sure that everything is working correctly (don't forget to change to your api key):

<script type="text/javascript">
function publish() {
 FB_RequireFeatures(["Connect"], function() {
   FB.init('xxxxxxxxxx', 'xd_receiver.htm');
   FB.ensureInit(function() {
     FB.Connect.streamPublish();
   });
 });
}
</script>
<p>Stream Publish Test</p>
<a href="#" onclick="publish(); return false;">Post a story</a>

3d. Pop up dialog on window load

To pop up the feed dialog when the page loads (i.e. user lands on a high scores page and you present them a dialog to publish their high score), simply add the following script after the one above:

<script type="text/javascript">
window.onload = publish;
</script>

3e. streamPublish() with additional content

I assume most people want to display some content that is relevant to their app. Here is an example of attaching an image and a message to the post:

<script type="text/javascript">
 function publish() {
   var attachment = {     'name':'FriendMatch',     'href':'http://apps.facebook.com/frmatch',     'caption':'{*actor*} is playing FriendMatch!',     'media':[{       'type':'image',       'src':'http://www.ugadevelopers.com/frmatch/tile.png',       'href':'http://apps.facebook.com/frmatch/'     }]};       var action_links = [{'text':'Match Friends','href':'http://apps.facebook.com/frmatch'}];
   FB_RequireFeatures(["Connect"], function() {       FB.init('xxxxxxxxxx', 'xd_receiver.htm');         FB.ensureInit(function() {             FB.Connect.streamPublish('', attachment, action_links);           });       });   }
</script>

I hope this helps some people. FB's documentation of setting up this process is spotty at best!

This article explains how to render an XFBML request-form if you are using iFrames or Connect.

First, it is extremely important to have the proper connect settings.


1. Connect URL
Click the Connect tab in your application's settings, and set the Connect URL to your site's address with no ending / (i.e. http://www.ugadevelopers.com/frmatch).

(iFrame apps: Also ensure that you have set your Bookmark URL equal to your Canvas URL: http://apps.facebook.com/<yourapp>)


2. Cross-Domain Communication Channel
Next, you need to set up a cross-domain communcation channel so your Connect calls can send/receive info to FB. Enter this into a file and save it as xd_receiver.htm:

<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.0 Strict//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/xhtml1/DTD/xhtml1-strict.dtd">
<html xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml">
<head>
<title>Cross-Domain Receiver Page</title>
</head>
<body>
<script src="http://static.ak.connect.facebook.com/js/api_lib/v0.4/XdCommReceiver.js?2" type="text/javascript"></script>
</body>
</html>

Save this file into the same directory as your application. I saved it in the /frmatch/ directory.


3. Set up your page to make Connect calls.
In the file you are trying to make Connect calls in, you need the following code segments in the correct place:

3a. <html> tag

First, you have to include some special parameters in your <html> tag to let the browser know how to render the XML:

<html xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml" xmlns:fb="http://www.facebook.com/2008/fbml">

3b. FeatureLoader Javascript

Next, you need to include the FeatureLoader Javascript, which is responsible for loading the features necessary to make certain calls. (Note: You must place this line directly below the <body> tag!)

<body><script src="http://static.ak.connect.facebook.com/js/api_lib/v0.4/FeatureLoader.js.php" type="text/javascript"></script>

4. XFBML Loader Javascript

Add this Javascript to make sure your fbml is completely loaded before it is displayed. Place this code below the FeatureLoader script.

<script type="text/javascript">
  window.onload = function() {
    FB_RequireFeatures(["XFBML"], function() {
    
      FB.init('xxxxxxxxxxxxx', 'xd_receiver.htm');
      
      FB.XFBML.Host.get_areElementsReady().waitUnitlReady(function()
        {
          document.getElementById("container").style.visibility = "visible";
        });
      
    });
    
  };
  
</script>

5. XFBML

Now you are ready to render XFBML in your iFrame or Connect application. To render an fb:request-form, place the following code block after the previous script:

<fb:serverFbml style="width: 755px;">
 <script type="text/fbml">
  <fb:fbml>
   <fb:request-form
      action="http://apps.facebook.com/frmatch/postadd.php"
      method="POST"
      invite="true"
      type="XFBML"
      content="FriendMatch Invite Form!">
    <fb:multi-friend-selector
      showborder="false"
      actiontext="Invite your friends to play FriendMatch!">
   </fb:request-form>
  </fb:fbml>
 </script>
</fb:serverFbml>

A 15 year old who looks like and sounds like a 10 year old. (hasn't hit puerberty yet) who has made one song called "One Time" where he throws a party at ushers house with no alchol or weed. just a clean party. the song sounds like a little kid screaming at you on xbox live.The truth is all the girls care about his looks. (blonde hair brown eyed skater faggot) he is the worst thing to come to music since the jonas brothers, hanna montana, and naked brothers band.

From : Urbandictionary.com

Probably the most widely used and known social networking site, Almost half of Facebook's users visit it every day. It is taking over the world, and that's no exaggeration with more than 500 million users and most of their statistics are in million numbers;  Millions of statuses, Millions of messages sent; Millions of photos uploaded and much more. Facebook is the trend right now.

See a few statistics to know about the obsession of people over Facebook.

If you opened your Facebook and you couldn't think of any cool status update, here's a list of' the world's greatest collection of Funny Facebook status updates that without a doubt ill get much crazy 'Like'.

Now take a look at this huge collection of funny Facebook statuses below.

• A man asked a fairy to make him desirable & irresistible to all women. She turned him into a credit card.
• Cop pulls man over for suspicion of drunk driving. Cop: Sir have you been drinking? Man: No.Cop: Papers. Man: Scissors, I win!
• Seeing a spider is nothing. It becomes a problem when it disappears.
• Dear Warner Bros: Now that I’m an adult, I feel I’m am old enough to hear what the “Beep Beep” is hiding when Road Runner talks to Wile E. Coyote.
• Congratulations!! You are the 100th person to view my status. To see your prize please click Control + W.
• Blonde and Brunette r walking on the road.brunette says “Look, a dead bird.” Blonde looks up in the sky, “WHERE, WHERE?”
• I know three facts about you, one you can’t say M without your lips touching, two your trying it now and you look like an idiot alien, three now your smiling
• Why is it when you run into a spider web, you suddenly turn into a ninja?
• Would like to congratulate their parents on having such an awesome son-well done!
• When you see a man opening a car door for a woman it can only mean 1 of 2 things. Either the car is new or the wife is.
• Statistics say that 1 in 4 people are insane, so take a look at your 3 best friends and if they are all OK, its you!
• Welcome to the real Internet, where the men are men, the women are men, and the children are the FBI.
• I hate weddings. old people would poke me saying “You’re next”. They stopped when I started going up to them at funerals and poking them, saying, “You’re next“.
• A murderer was sitting on the electric chair. “Do u have any last requests?” “Yes, will u hold my 
  hand?” XD
• Boy: hey dad I got a girlfriend Dad: Good job son! Girl: Hey daddy I got a boyfriend Dad: *loads shotgun*
• Cops came around to my house today, told me that my dog was chasing someone on a bike, i told them to bugger off, my dog does not own a bike!
• I never get jealous when I see my ex with someone else, because my parents always taught me to give my used toys to the less fortunate.
• Good girls go to Heaven, bad girls just make you FEEL like you’re in Heaven!
• Insert coin to view status message?
• Teaching your own mother how to use Facebook is like willingly signing your own death warrant.
• When I was born I was so surprised, I didn’t talk for a year and a half!
• If you ever get caught sleeping on the job… slowly raise your head and say “in jesus name amen”.
• Ques: Why do Girls live Longer Than Boys? Ans: Shopping never Causes Heart Attacks, .. But Paying the Bill does.
• Facebook is like Jail, you sit around and waste time, You write on walls and you get poked by people you dont know
• My friends status said, “standing on the edge of a cliff :/”…so i poked him.
• remembers the day when blackberry and apple were just fruit
• I thinks my neighbor just caught me stealing his Wi-Fi internet.
• I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist I always wake up with the wierdest hairdos.
• Dance like no one’s going to put it on YouTube.
• Smile, it’s the second best thing you can do with your lips.
• honk if you love Jesus Textwhile driving if you want to meet him.
• Dear God, please give us back Michael Jackson and in exchange we’ll give you Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Bros. Sincerely, Me
• Every day, man is making bigger and better fool-proof things, and every day, nature is making bigger and better fools. So far, I think nature is winning.
• We have so much in common. You want to travel,I want you to go .
• Just wanted to let you know that you are my BFBFF… Best Facebook Friend Forever..
• Best Friends Listen to what you dont say.
• ”The greatest thing about Facebook, is that you can quote something and totally make up the source.” – Saket Narayan
• Last Night I Dreamt I was Eating A Giant Marshmallow……..When I Woke Up My Pillow Was Gone.
• If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrehea…does that mean one person enjoys it?
• I love how, in scary movies, the person yells out, “Hello?” As if the bad guy is gonna be like, “Yeah, I`m in the kitchen! Want a sandwich?”
• Dont you find it Funny that after Monday(M) and Tuesday(T), the rest of the week says WTF?
• believes that if you tell your boss what you really think of him, the truth will set you free.
• I guess if you spoke your mind, you’d be speechless, huh?
• Alcohol does NOT make you fat…it makes you lean…against tables,chairs,walls, floors
• wonders why people put their relationship status as its complicated..u idiots why don’t u solve your problems instead of broadcasting them?
• never judges a book by its cover. She uses the paragraph on the back, it tells you what the story is about.
• I like to name my iPod “‘Titanic” so when it says ‘Syncing Titanic’ i click cancel and it makes me feel like a hero.
• *After slipping*, I did not fall. I attacked the ground!
• So many stupid people, and so few asteroids.
• U have 10 fish, 5 drown, 3 come back to life. How many fish do you have? Stop counting smart one. Fish cant Drown.

• I tried to log on to Facebook. It said, “Cookies are required to operate.” I thought to myself, “Me too, Facebook. Me too.”
• Roses are Red, Nuts are brown, Skirts go Up, Pants go Down, Body to Body, Skin to Skin, When it is Stiff, Stick it In, The Longer its In, The stronger it Gets, It goes in Dry, Comes out Wet, It comes out dripping,and it starts to Sag, Its not what you Think …its a Teabag
• I’ve always wondered if film directors wake up screaming “CUT! CUT! CUUUUUT!” when they have nightmares.
• trying to think of clever things to say after inhaling from a helium balloon.
• No matter what your Chinese symbol tattoo says, I’m going to assume the translation is: “Please think I’m cool.”
• It recently became apparent to me that the letters ‘T’ and ‘G’ are far too close together on a keyboard. This is why I’ll never be ending an e-mail with the phrase “Regards” ever again.
• A kid got bad marks in his test, he showed his test to his mom. His mom said ” what is this”? He answered teachers star stickers were finished so she gave me a full moon!!!
• A bug just landed on my computer screen and my first reaction was on try and scare it away with the curser
• If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other.
• oh I’m sorry! i didn’t realise you were giving me a dirty look…i just thought you were ugly like that all the time!!
• Me and my wife are inseparable. Sometimes, it takes three or four people to pull us apart.
• a guy knocked on my door today asking for a donation for the local primary school’s pool. I went away and came back with a cup of water….. Is that wrong?
• Hi, my name is Damimeve. The ‘mime’ is silent.
• I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was “You’ll never find anyone like me again!” I’m thinking, “I should hope not! If I don’t want you, why would I want someone like you.
• She is proud of herself. She finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said 2-4 years
• Don’t waste money on expensive iPods. Simply think of your favorite tune and hum it. If you want to “i”, think of another song you like and hum that instead.
  
• I use to be great at wordplay. Once a pun a time.
• In an interview, “I can multitask housework with facebook!”
• is wondering why Facebook bothers to give the option of “liking” my own comment? Of course I like my own comments. I’m awesome..
• All men are born free and equal. If they go and get married, that’s their own fault.
• Yes, I know how to shut up. I just don’t know when.

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•  I know the world isn’t going 2 end in 2012 coz my yogurt expires in 2013!
• I married my wife for her looks. But not the ones she’s been giving me lately!
• Your intelligence is my Common sense!
• Is wondering if you can grow marijuana on Farmville then sell it on Mafia Wars?
• You don’t have to like me, I’m not a facebook status!
• If money grew on trees, girls would be dating monkeys!
• Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhhhh its a secret.
• Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
• The only place you find success before work is in the dictionary.
• Dear math: I am not a therapist, so solve your own problems.
• What do i do when i see someone EXTREMELY GORGEOUS? I stare, I smile and when i get tired i put the mirror down
• 4 out of 5 urologists smell their applejuice before they drink it.
• Girls spend the first 10 years of their lifes playing with barbies. The next 10 years of their lifes they try to look like one
•  How come Mario can smash through bricks, yet he dies when he touches a freakin turtle??
• If Barbie is so popular why do have to buy all her friends?
• If your dog is fat, you’re not getting enough exercise.
• Trust in God but lock your car.
• Going to McDonalds for a salad is like going to a hooker for a hug.
• Don’t waste electricity, would you like it if I turned you on and walked away?
•  I’m not saying you’re stupid; you just have bad luck when you’re thinking.
• wanted to kill the sexiest person alive…but suicide’s a crime.
• I wish I had Doras parents… They let that girl go everywhere!
• I got all excited when my husband said he was taking somewhere expensive tonight. 10 minutes later we were at the gas station.
• “Super” Mario should so be a kid role model: “Heyy kids don’t be racist… I’m an Italian made by the Japanese I speak English I look like a Mexican and I run like a Jamaican!”
• Just finished my 6 minute upper body workout-it was pretty easy:arm down,pick up food,arm up,put food in mouth, switch arms.
• When someone rings the doorbell, why do dogs always assume it’s for them?
• I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
• Slept like a baby last night…. Waking up every 3 hours crying for food
• Why is a newspaper ten times more interesting when somebody across the table is reading it?
• People say that love is in every corner……gosh! maybe i’m moving in circles..
• Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.
• Make love, not war. Hell, do both. Get married.
• Marriage is a sort of friendship recognized by the police.
• Statistically, 132% of all people exaggerate.
• Statistically 5/4 of people have trouble with fractions.
• Some people come into our lives & leave footprints on our hearts. Others come into our lives & make us wanna leave footprints on their face.

Comparing Facebook and the Google's much buzzed Google + is pretty difficult to do. There were comparisons all over the web, showing how Google's new social network is better than Facebook and how it's not. The guys @ The Tech Addicts has done it well, so let's get onto the infographic and compare the two big players.
In my view, Google + is still very young to compete in a full pace with Facebook, the actual tales will reveal only when it is available for the mass.

The infographic takes up certain criteria and weigh both the social networks for its pros and cons. Take a look at it for yourself.

How to know if the Angelina Jolie who added you to her circles and not a fake profile? Don't worry and take a rest easy because Google has introduced a new verification badge program that will give celebrities to confirm that their profile is the real deal. The verification is indicated via a simple checkmark that is placed alongside to the user's name on their profile. This checkmark doesn't appear elsewhere (such a comments) However, so you will have to check out suspected imposter's profile to see if they are the real deal

Here is a brilliant online Facebook application that turns your Facebook profile into a virtual museum with a few clicks of button; Intel’s Museum of Me

After you authorize the Museum of Me app to access your Facebook profile, it will analyze  your pictures, pictures of your friends also your location and other data that you have shared on Facebook and then turns everything into an impressive animated movie.

It's so much like taking a tour of a virtual museum where all the rooms and galleries display exhibits that are your own.


If you have a Facebook account, you sould not miss this application

How it will be if the inventors of the first light bulb 'Thomas Edison' or 'Wright Brothers' who invented the first airplane in the world could access to the camputer and the Internet which the could use to share informations with their team members just like you now ?

Watch the following videos and get some hits

If you looking for comic quotes for you status update on Facebook, The status that will make your friends laugh; You came to the right place  WebsCut! Here you can find the best ideas for cool Facebook statuses! Enjoy!

• Some things man was never meant to know. For everything else, there's Google.
• Aaah! Finally I got a password for my computer other than just "password".
• One should learn how to save water! Go and shower with your neighbor's daughter.
• Have you ever had a fly land on your computer screen and your first
  reaction is to try and scare it with the cursor? (I don't know about
  you, but I have done this a couple of times).
• %u2026isfaci ngamaj orprob lemwi hisspa cebarple asehelp.
• Be nice to nerds. Who knows probably you will be working for them one day.
• I do give the waiters a good tip, but they never seem to take or appreciate my advice.
• Dear Lord, please give me some patience NOW! NOW! NOW!
• Oh hello! I see that the assassins have failed.
• Making some changes to my life. Please leave a message and in case I don't get back, then know that you are one of the changes.
• At the airport customs, if you are asked "do you have any firearms with you?" never reply, "Why? What do you need?"
• What do I do when I see someone extremely gorgeous? I stare, I smile, and when I get tired, I just put down the mirror. Simple!
• Not all men are fools. There are still some bachelors.
• ..is dead. Yet here you are reading her update. What does that make you?
• ... is a big mystery that you can never solve.
• I said 'no' to drugs, but they simply would not listen.
• ... does not suffer from insanity. She is enjoying every minute of it.
• I am proud of myself. I finished the puzzle in just 6 months while the box said 2 to 4 years.
• ... thinks that if your relationship status is "it's complicated", then it's high time that you change it to 'single'.
• My computer beats me at chess. So what? It was no match for me at kick boxing.
• ... is color blind but is still trying to solve a Rubik cube. This could take a while.
• Women who seek to be at an equal level with men, lack ambition.
• Is swearing to drunk that he is not God.
• Bought some batteries for my children as Christmas gift and it has a note that says 'toys not included'.
• Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back ever.
• Children in backseats cause accidents - Accidents in backseats cause children.
• Always remember that stupidity is not a crime, so you are free to go.
• I think, and thus we have nothing in common.
• Statistically speaking, 8/6 people have trouble computing fractions.
• is wondering when can a chicken cross the road without being questioned?
• ... wants to kill the sexiest person alive, but suicide is a crime.
• ....went to the book store earlier to buy a 'Where's Wally' book.
  When I got there, I couldn't find the book anywhere. Well played Wally,
  well played.
• Congratulations! You've just read this sentence.
• Where there is a will, there are 100 relatives.
• ... warns you to be careful with your head, cause once even he had an open mind until all his brains fell off.
• A guy knocked on my door today asking for a donation for the local
  primary school's pool. I went away and came back with a cup of water%u2026..
  Is that wrong?

Here are some comic profile picture pranks that you can easily play on Facebook.com . Just download them and then upload the picture to your facebook and set it as your own profile picture

Click on the picture to open the full size then right click and save it to your computer.

The classic "page cannot be found" makes a great joke profile picture on facebook. upload to your facebook & wait for your friends to be confused as to why they cannot view your profile picture !





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This is a funny joke profile picture that you can upload to your facebook and set as your own dp. It reads ‘the profile picture of this user has been disabled, due to unbearable good-looks, charm and charisma’! It’s a funny joke profile picture for your friends to see and they’ll be sure to comment on it!




The Bonus :

Funny Default Facebook Profile Pictures